Fourth of July Scenes I'd Pay to Watch.

Mark Ritchie and Michael Brodkorb, given two minutes each, face to face, to talk about patriotism, voting and citizenship. Two more minutes each — Brodkorb on why the secretary of state is an incompetent partisan hack, then Ritchie on why Brodkorb is an incompetent partisan hack.

After Brodkorb haltingly details two minuscule incidents of web sites not working properly around the holidays, Ritchie instead says he will use his allotted time to detail all of Brodkorb's contributions to civil discourse, public life and the actual election of Republican candidates.

Then, he stands quietly for the remaining unused minute and fifty seconds, while we visualize all the other ways the secretary could be kicking his ass.

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[barbara]

Brodkorb (v.) BROD.korb To perpetually curse, revile, spew, spin, misrepresent, fabricate, exaggerate, pontificate. See: journalism, yellow.

Brodkorb (n.) BROD.korb Political tool.