Ever wonder if you'd been born to different parents how your life might have turned out differently?
You know, like instead of going off to college and becoming a doctor, you'd get to introduce the guy who knocked you up on national television?
Can't help you with the whole scenario. But here's a hint how you might start out in life if you were were born to Sarah Palin and the First Dude — preferably before she turned 40.
The Palin name generator had me coming out as Puck Mule Palin or Chisel Dustup Palin, depending on whether I went with informal or full name. My son, using only first and middle names, was Stinger Assassin Palin. Adding my last name peacefulized things a bit to Ammo Canal Palin.
In case you think this is bogus, I just want you to know my DP came out as Halter Grasshopper, which, while not directly descriptive, certainly would've gotten my attention in the next life.
[h/t The Same Rowdy Crowd]