Square State asks — and answers: What if Jesus were an HMO?
After Jesus heals the blind Bartimaeus and others, the JesusCare Call Center administers the claims:
"Well, give me a second while I look that up...ahhh, OK, I understand what happened. You see, I did perform the eye treatment, but your policy requires you to be referred by your Primary Care Physician for any specialist treatment and pre-approved by someone here at Customer Care before we can be liable for any costs of care, and the computer says that you didn't do any of that first...so, I apologize, but we won't be able to make any adjustments to this account."
