Bryce was trim and kind of handsome in that Mormon way that makes you think a little inbreeding isn’t all that bad. He tempered the good looks some with a stubble he removed whenever he took a hot bath, which was not too often. Pinky was rounder and looked a bit like a frog, though if you said monkey, nobody would argue. He had the stubble, too, but within it, he curated a mustache that the rest of America rarely sees unless they visit Albania or deep cattle country.
— Work in progress
Describing a couple characters who decide to open up a hunting club on someone else's land, I reached for an analog to the cowboy mustache. Albanian facial hair seemed right, but I decided to confirm my hunch.
Turns out Albanians have 27 words for mustache .