Fat poor people are proof there's no hunger in America, right?
We should cut off immediately any government program that provides food, supplements, school lunches or nutritional counseling to ghettos, trailer parks, Section 8 housing or any other place where darker people congregate.
'Cuz you know they got all they need. They're just leechin' off us. They're draggin' us down.
They come here from Chicago just for the free cheese.
I know this guy on the fringes. Kind heart, good intentions but brain chemistry I can't begin to fathom. He was belugaing.
On cheap soda alone, he took in about half his daily caloric requirements. Without, of course, meeting the nutritional ones. He couldn't see the sugar roller coaster he was on, the reorder his body sent to his wallet every time the dose started to fade.
Just stop the pop, we said. You'll feel better and lose weight.
How many times did we say it? But the discount market soda cost less than the diet brand I was pushing.
The little bag of salad I bought cost more than he spent on real food all day. And at the price of tonight's polenta, for a lot less effort McDonald's would sell him.... Who am I kidding? I don't know what stuff costs at McDonald's.
He would never buy the baby arugula and polenta for dinner. In his neighborhood, he couldn't find any if he wanted to. But a double cheeseburger and large fries from the drive through when someone else should be driving? No problemo.
Who knows what got through, but the sugar moved down the menu. His face has slimmed down. He says he feels better.
Hey, man, ever think of walking there next time?
Okay, one step at a time.
