How badly does your life suck?
No, seriously. Let's hear about all the terrible things going on in your day.
I could suggest categories, but let's make this an open-ended essay contest. You can be as effusive as you want in describing the fan-driven particulate matter spattering you, but your answers must be specific and detailed as to the harm being caused to your life on this planet.
Then explain in particular why the government is responsible for your miserable state — and why your personal choices or other external factors have not contributed to your unhappiness.
Triple credit if your list of government-induced afflictions is longer and more injurious than the list of benefits you enjoy as a citizen of this country.
Contributions are welcome from any part of the political spectrum.
Spelling and neatness count!
First prize: One-way ticket to the country of your choice.
